Publix Organic Basil Pesto Cream Sauce (Greenwise) Review
Very demure. Very mindful.
Costco Sweet Heat Snack Mix (Kirkland) Review
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Aldi Butter Bars (Specially Selected) Review
120% as good as the hype.
Publix Organic Salsa – Hot (Greenwise) Review
Chunky like a well-fed cat.
Costco Tuxedo Cake (Kirkland) Review
Don’t skip recess.
Publix Bakery Strawberry Peach Sensation Cake Review
I stopped for milk. And walked out with this cake.
Aldi Frozen Chicken Breasts (Kirkwood) Review
My stomach does not have eyes.
The Greek Gods Yogurt (Plain) Review
Half the protein, and twice the carbs?
Grillo’s Pickles Hot Spears Review
Enough dill to haunt you for all eternity.
Cuisine Adventures Frozen Spanakopita (Costco) Review
Let the hoarding commence.
Aldi Frozen Flounder (Fremont) Review
The Charlize Theron of the fish world.
Aldi Frozen Ground Turkey (Kirkwood) Review
It was $2.75.
Great American Cobbler Peach Crumble Review
So salty, it must be holding a grudge.
Aldi Sourdough Round Bread (Specially Selected) Review
Staler than a bad dad joke.
Costco Apple Pie (Kirkland) Review
If you know, you know.
Aldi Take & Bake Pizza (Mama Cozzi’s) Review
Dark magic sold separately.
Costco Pecan Halves (Kirkland) Review
Beware the soulless nuts.
Publix Sourdough Bake-at-Home Bread (Greenwise Organic)
I have a crust-crush.
Orca Bay Frozen Keta Salmon (Costco) Review
Don’t be mad.
Aldi Apple Pie (Bake Shop) Review
Flakier than my ex.