About the Snarkle-Sauce

and the slightly eccentric reviews

I like eating. In fact, I’ve been eating almost daily my entire life. I know how impressed you must be!

I am not a blogger. I don’t even play one on TV. I’m just a weirdo who spends a lot of time reading about things before I try them. I finally decided to write the sort of reviews I wished to read. No-one paid me to do this, so I can be as ornery as I want.

When I’m not-not being a blogger, I’m an artist and an educator, and a professional spiller of anything spill-able. I live “somewhere” on the east coast of Florida, and I hate mayonnaise.

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Here is a potato.