{"id":64,"date":"2024-06-04T21:46:01","date_gmt":"2024-06-04T21:46:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squarespace.joannawhiteart.com\/wp\/?page_id=64"},"modified":"2025-12-27T14:41:09","modified_gmt":"2025-12-27T19:41:09","slug":"about","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/about\/","title":{"rendered":"About"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<h1 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">About the Snarkle-Sauce<\/h1>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading has-text-align-center\">Illustrious author of the slightly eccentric reviews<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-media-text is-stacked-on-mobile is-vertically-aligned-top\"><figure class=\"wp-block-media-text__media\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"896\" height=\"878\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Author-Bio_Snarkle-Sauce-on-Wry_Professional-Headshot.jpg\" alt=\"A hand holding a stick-figure drawing of a person with a spoon thinking &quot;mmm.&quot; The drawing says &quot;Professional Headshot&quot; at the bottom.\" class=\"wp-image-6566 size-full\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Author-Bio_Snarkle-Sauce-on-Wry_Professional-Headshot.jpg 896w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Author-Bio_Snarkle-Sauce-on-Wry_Professional-Headshot-300x294.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/01\/Author-Bio_Snarkle-Sauce-on-Wry_Professional-Headshot-768x753.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 896px) 100vw, 896px\" \/><\/figure><div class=\"wp-block-media-text__content\">\n<p>I like eating. In fact, I\u2019ve been eating <em>almost daily<\/em> my entire life. I know how impressed you must be!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I am not a blogger. I don\u2019t even play one on TV. I\u2019m just a weirdo who spends a lot of time reading about things before I try them. I finally decided to write the sort of reviews I wished to read. No-one paid me to do this, so I can be as ornery as I want.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When I\u2019m <em>not-not<\/em> being a blogger, I\u2019m an artist and an educator, and a professional spiller of anything spill-able. I live \u201csomewhere\u201d on the east coast of Florida, and I hate mayonnaise.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Follow me on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SnarkleSauce\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Facebook<\/a> or <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SnarkleSauce\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Twitter<\/a>. Or don\u2019t. That\u2019s fine, too.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About the Snarkle-Sauce Illustrious author of the slightly eccentric reviews I like eating. In fact, I\u2019ve been eating almost daily my entire life. I know how impressed you must be! I am not a blogger. I don\u2019t even play one on TV. I\u2019m just a weirdo who spends a lot of time reading about things&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"_kad_post_transparent":"","_kad_post_title":"default","_kad_post_layout":"default","_kad_post_sidebar_id":"","_kad_post_content_style":"default","_kad_post_vertical_padding":"default","_kad_post_feature":"","_kad_post_feature_position":"","_kad_post_header":false,"_kad_post_footer":false,"_kad_post_classname":"","footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-64","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/64","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=64"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/64\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=64"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}