{"id":255,"date":"2023-07-25T23:53:42","date_gmt":"2023-07-25T23:53:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/squarespace.joannawhiteart.com\/wp\/2023\/07\/25\/del-real-tamales-chicken-cheese-review\/"},"modified":"2025-03-22T16:15:03","modified_gmt":"2025-03-22T20:15:03","slug":"del-real-tamales-chicken-cheese-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/2023\/07\/25\/del-real-tamales-chicken-cheese-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Del Real Chicken &#038; Cheese Tamales Review"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_67\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"894\" height=\"894\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_serving.jpg\" alt=\"A plate with rice, beans, and a Del Real tamale covered in sauce.\" class=\"wp-image-1469\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_serving.jpg 894w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_serving-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_serving-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_serving-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 894px) 100vw, 894px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">So easy, even a gullible person can cook these.<\/h2>\n\n\n\n<p>This was an impulse buy. I saw these <a href=\"https:\/\/delrealfoods.com\/collections\/tamales\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Del Real<\/a> tamales at <a href=\"https:\/\/www.costcobusinessdelivery.com\/del-real-foods-pork-tamales-in-red-sauce%2C-15-ct.product.100279554.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Costco<\/a>, and I catapulted them into my cart without knowing a dang thing about how they would taste. <strong>Fortunately, this story has a happy ending.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This review is <em>not<\/em> going to discuss how authentic these tamales are \u2014 because I really wouldn\u2019t know. I will only be discussing how tasty they are, how to prepare them, and what\u2019s in \u2018em.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Buckle up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_86\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1019\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_package.jpg\" alt=\"Del Real chicken and cheese tamale package, sitting on a wood table.\" class=\"wp-image-1470\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_package.jpg 1019w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_package-300x242.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_package-768x620.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1019px) 100vw, 1019px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The tamales come in a big 3.75 pound plastic bag of 12 tamales. They\u2019re <strong>fresh, not frozen, although you can opt to freeze them<\/strong> after purchase to prolong the lifespan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_95\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"874\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_pouch.jpg\" alt=\"Individually wrapped Del Real tamales in a sealed plastic pouch.\" class=\"wp-image-1472\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_pouch.jpg 874w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_pouch-300x282.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_pouch-768x723.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 874px) 100vw, 874px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I dig that these come in <strong>3 sealed pouches of 4 tamales each<\/strong>. That allows me to eat these over a longer period of time before they spoil. The sell-by date on mine provided approximately 2.5 months to consume. It\u2019s also easy to toss one or two of the pouches in the freezer for later, and eat the rest fresh.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_104\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"568\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_wrapped.jpg\" alt=\"Fake corn husk wrapper on an uncooked Del Real tamale.\" class=\"wp-image-1473\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_wrapped.jpg 568w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_wrapped-207x300.jpg 207w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 568px) 100vw, 568px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Each tamale is wrapped in a fake cornhusk wrapping. The wrappers are textured and damp, to keep the tamales moist. I thought they were real cornhusks when I bought \u2018em. But, no. Fake.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My sister once convinced me that the word \u201cgullible\u201d <em>wasn\u2019t in the Dictionary.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>So, yeah.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_113\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"941\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_wrapper.jpg\" alt=\"Unwrapped Del Real tamale, sitting on the fake corn husk wrapper, on a wooden table.\" class=\"wp-image-1474\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_wrapper.jpg 941w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_wrapper-300x262.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_wrapper-768x672.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 941px) 100vw, 941px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Here is what they look like unwrapped and raw. Or maybe that\u2019s cooked. Sorry, I took the pictures and forgot. Use your imagination.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_122\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"759\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_paper-towel-1024x759.jpg\" alt=\"A Del Real tamale wrapped in a damp paper towel prior to microwaving.\" class=\"wp-image-1475\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_paper-towel-1024x759.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_paper-towel-300x222.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_paper-towel-768x569.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_paper-towel.jpg 1111w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The heating instructions offered two methods: microwave or steamer basket.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I used my microwave. I followed the directions to <strong>wrap the tamales in a damp paper towel<\/strong> and microwave for 60-75 seconds. 60 seconds was perfect for mine. 75 seconds was also perfect. How can they both be perfect? Nobody knows.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I was fairly skeptical that microwaving in a damp paper towel would yield quality results, but I was wrong. As usual.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was perfect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_131\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"955\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_instructions.jpg\" alt=\"Heating instructions from the label on the Del Real chicken and cheese tamale package, showing both microwave and steam options.\" class=\"wp-image-1476\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_instructions.jpg 955w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_instructions-300x259.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_instructions-768x662.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 955px) 100vw, 955px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>They also have instructions for microwaving or steaming <em>frozen<\/em> tamales, which is convenient, because I have frozen some of mine. Check back and I will update with those results.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>(Maybe. Honestly, who knows.)<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_140\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"631\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_cooked.jpg\" alt=\"A cooked Del Real chicken and cheese tamale, sitting on a white plate.\" class=\"wp-image-1477\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_cooked.jpg 631w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_cooked-230x300.jpg 230w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 631px) 100vw, 631px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Here is a finished, cooked tamale. It\u2019s moist, tender, and evenly heated. Amazing. <strong>They are easy to unwrap<\/strong> \u2014 even a clumsy, accident-prone idjit such as myself was able to do with without burning my fingers or breaking the tamale. They slide right off the fake corn husk wrapper and onto your plate. Everything in life should be this easy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Something I would NOT recommend is re-heating these after you\u2019ve microwaved them. I tried that and the tamale was dry and tough. Do not attempt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_149\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"752\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_close-up-1024x752.jpg\" alt=\"Close-up of the end of a cooked Del Real chicken and cheese tamale, showing melted cheese oozing out.\" class=\"wp-image-1478\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_close-up-1024x752.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_close-up-300x220.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_close-up-768x564.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_close-up.jpg 1121w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The cheese is a blend of mozzarella, <\/strong><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Monterey_Jack\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><strong>monterey jack<\/strong><\/a><strong>, and cheddar.<\/strong> It\u2019s verrrry soft and liquid \u2014 oozy, in fact. But it stays inside the shell. Frankly, there is not that much of it to ooze out in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_158\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"894\" height=\"894\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_fork.jpg\" alt=\"A fork with a bite of Del Real chicken and cheese tamale.\" class=\"wp-image-1479\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_fork.jpg 894w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_fork-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_fork-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_fork-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 894px) 100vw, 894px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Likewise, <strong>there is very little chicken inside the tamale.<\/strong> It\u2019s finely shredded, and moist, but just not a lot of it. The sauce is merely a thin coating around the chicken and shell. These tamales are uber mild. There\u2019s really no \u201cheat\u201d or spiciness. So if you like spicy, I would add your own sauce or salsa to kick this up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mostly there is tamale shell.<\/strong> That\u2019s the bulk of what you\u2019re getting. <strong>These tamales don\u2019t look anything like the picture on the front of the bag, which shows lots of meaty filling.<\/strong> You\u2019re getting thick corn tamale shell with a thin, flat layer of sparse chicken flakes in a small amount of oozy cheese.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here\u2019s a reminder, in case you forgot what the picture on the label looked like:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_167\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"900\" height=\"835\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_label-detail.jpg\" alt=\"Close up of the picture on the front of the Del Real chicken and cheese tamale package.\" class=\"wp-image-1480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_label-detail.jpg 900w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_label-detail-300x278.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_label-detail-768x713.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 900px) 100vw, 900px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Fortunately, the corn shell tasted excellent. <strong>I was not at all disappointed.<\/strong> It\u2019s tender and moist, but holds its shape well. It has a pleasant \u2014 but mild \u2014 savory flavor. It\u2019s tasty enough that I\u2019m not angry about the meager filling. I do like my carbs, though.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Ingredients and Shelf-life<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>Here are the ingredients:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li><strong>Masa<\/strong> <em>(whole cooked corn [corn treated with lime water], canola oil, rice flour, chicken bouillon [salt, sugar, corn starch, chicken fat, dried chicken powder, beef fat, water, onion powder, natural chicken flavor, garlic powder, natural flavor, caramel color], salt)<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li><strong>Filling<\/strong> <em>(chicken in red sauce [chicken leg meat, tomato, tomato sauce [tomato concentrate, salt, citric acid, red bell pepper powder, natural flavoring, spice], water, onion, mirepoix powder, modified corn starch, canola oil, salt, jalapeno peppers [jalapeno peppers, water, vinegar, salt], garlic powder, spices], mozzarella cheese [pasteurized part skim milk, cheese culture, salt, enzyme] monterey jack cheese [pasteurized milk, cheese culture, salt, enzymes] cheddar cheese [pasteurized milk, cheese cultures, salt, enzymes, and annatto]<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>Mine expire ~2.5 months from the date of purchase, and can be frozen for longer storage. As mentioned above, these are packed in three separate sealed pouches of four tamales each.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_176\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"673\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_ingredients-1024x673.jpg\" alt=\"Ingredients from the label on the Del Real chicken and cheese tamale package.\" class=\"wp-image-1481\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_ingredients-1024x673.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_ingredients-300x197.jpg 300w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_ingredients-768x504.jpg 768w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_ingredients.jpg 1253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Nutrition<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>A serving size is one tamale, which is 5 ounces and quite filling!<\/strong> There\u2019s only 10 grams of protein per tamale, unfortunately. And 21 grams of fat. But you get 2 grams of fiber, so that\u2019s a nice little token?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\" id=\"yui_3_17_2_1_1718053127203_185\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"615\" height=\"823\" src=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_nutrition.jpg\" alt=\"Nutrition Facts label from a package of Del Real chicken and cheese tamales.\" class=\"wp-image-1482\" srcset=\"https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_nutrition.jpg 615w, https:\/\/snarklesauce.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/06\/Del-Real-Chicken-Cheese-Tamale_nutrition-224x300.jpg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 615px) 100vw, 615px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Price and Servings<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>The whole <strong>3.75 pound bag of tamales cost $16.99<\/strong> at Costco, although these are available at many <a href=\"https:\/\/www.walmart.com\/ip\/Del-Real-Foods-Pork-in-Red-Sauce-Tamales-6-Tamales-24-oz-Fully-Cooked\/489247854?adid=22222222277489247854_117755028669_12420145346&amp;gclid=Cj0KCQjwwvilBhCFARIsADvYi7KSvE8D3skV9UIi0QSI7IAflgbSlafJLZ52IBcpHffSoAZZmtzPE18aArwyEALw_wcB&amp;gclsrc=aw.ds&amp;selectedSellerId=0&amp;veh=sem_LIA&amp;wl0=&amp;wl1=g&amp;wl10=8175035&amp;wl11=local&amp;wl12=489247854&amp;wl13=1702&amp;wl13=1702&amp;wl2=c&amp;wl3=501107745824&amp;wl4=pla-294505072980&amp;wl5=9011831&amp;wl6=&amp;wl7=&amp;wl8=&amp;wl9=pla&amp;wmlspartner=wlpa&amp;wmlspartner=wmtlabs\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">other retailers<\/a> in smaller packages for similar price per ounce. Since there are 12 tamales in the bag, that works out to <strong>$1.42 per tamale<\/strong>. Despite my best efforts, I was not able to eat more than 1 tamale at a time, so I would say you are truly getting 12 meals from this bag. I did serve mine with rice and beans and sauce.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dramatic Conclusion<\/h3>\n\n\n\n<p>In conclusion, <strong>I would buy these again<\/strong>. I liked them a lot, and they were much more convenient and fool-proof than I expected. Plus, the long shelf-life is a boon. I might plan my meals with some added <a href=\"https:\/\/www.health.harvard.edu\/blog\/how-much-protein-do-you-need-every-day-201506188096\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">protein<\/a>, like beans and a cheese garnish to round out the nutrition and make me feel better about myself. Everyone needs to feel better about themselves. Even my sister, who lied about the Dictionary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Author\u2019s note: I wasn\u2019t paid or compensated in any way for this review and I have no affiliation with <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/delrealfoods.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>Del Real&nbsp;<\/em><\/a><em>or <\/em><a href=\"https:\/\/www.costco.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>Costco<\/em><\/a><em>. 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