Somerdale Wensleydale & Blueberries Review
Friends don’t let friends eat wax.

Friends don’t let friends eat wax.

Cold hands, warm sushi.

Beam me up, Scottie!

Even your snobbiest foodies will be intrigued.

Go ahead. Seduce my tastebuds.

Fantastically flakey, flavorful, flawless, and frugal.

Food for fingers, on a budget.

Almost irreproachable.

Festive scrumptiousness.

A punch of flavor, but a mauling of sweetness.

Life is tough. But your artichokes shouldn’t be.

Spicy like an angry cat.

Say “no” to sad mush.

My brain cells forgot how to function.

The way to my wallet is through my stomach.

Do happy cows make better cheese?

Thank the sheep udders!

Comes with “the pope.”

A mild inconvenience for vampires.

Assertive, but not impudent.