A Costco shopper at BJ’s Wholesale Club
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

“That’s hot.”

Boneless, but not sinless.

My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”

Tasty, but miserly.

Stylish pleather jackets.

Friends don’t let friends eat wax.

A stupid amount of pickles.

Behold, the pud.

Beam me up, Scottie!

You might still be hungry.

Bits of jiggly pig.

If Chuck Norris was a butterscotch.

The good kind of Karen.

Thanks, I hate it.

Cynics like chocolate, too.

Don’t be a silly cheese bucket.

The best kind of eerie.

It was fate.

Just let me have my delusion, please.