Publix Bakery Apple Flip Pastry Review
Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

Why can’t you be more like your brother?

I feel a tiny bit crazy?

Onions are my dearest friends.

Three chins and crazy eyes.

FOUR grams of fiber?!

It flirts with being creamy.

You’re not the boss of me.

Captain Jack Sparrow would be sad.

Tastes naughty, but makes the nice list.

Time heals all pie wounds.

Let’s conduct some important research.

My brain cells forgot how to function.

The way to my wallet is through my stomach.

Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.

Look mom, no raisins!

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

Pardon my French.

Almost saltier than I am.

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.