Publix Carrot Torte Cake Review
Look mom, no raisins!
Look mom, no raisins!
Thiccc, with three “c”s.
Pardon my French.
Almost saltier than I am.
Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.
No one likes a dessert miser!
I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.
Holy mother of sugarcane!
Very demure. Very mindful.
Chunky like a well-fed cat.
I stopped for milk. And walked out with this cake.
Half the protein, and twice the carbs?
Enough dill to haunt you for all eternity.
So salty, it must be holding a grudge.
I have a crust-crush.
The cheese squeaks.
Flakey and flavorful, like a Ritz Cracker.
Not a delight.
A bicycle built for two. Or one.
Does this pie taste like soap?