Snarkle-Sauce on Wry • Slightly Eccentric Reviews

A white plate with seven Raspberry Lemon Muffins from the Costco Bakery, sitting on a kitchen table.

Costco Lemon Raspberry Muffins Review

Where’s the Lemon, tho?

A cooked Columbus Seasoned Turkey Burger on an open bun with pickles, lettuce, and onions.

Columbus Turkey Burger Review

Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

Top view of a sandwich made with Power Grains Sourdough Roll from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

Aldi Power Grains Sourdough Rolls Review

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

A long, narrow slice of Costco Key Lime Pie, sitting on a white plate.

Costco Key Lime Pie Review

Righteous.

An open sandwich with a slice of Holy Sheep Dutch Gouda Cheese from Artikaas.

Artikaas Holy Sheep Gouda Review

Thank the sheep udders!

An herb and cheese crusted garlic parmesan butter roll from Costco on a white plate.

Costco Garlic Parmesan Butter Dinner Rolls Review

RIP, waistline.

A Sprouts Pistachio Bomb sitting on a small white plate.

Sprouts Pistachio Gelato Bomb Review

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

A white plate with an open sandwich made with Aldi Frozen Chipotle Salmon Burger.

Aldi Chipotle Salmon Burgers Review

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

A white plate with a single Chicken and Cheese Enchilada from Chef Gustavo with a side of tomatoes.

Chef Gustavo Frozen Enchiladas Review

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Four segments of a Moser Roth Dark Chocolate Orange Mousse bar from Aldi.

Aldi Moser Roth Chocolate Orange Mousse Bar Review

Let’s review our portfolio options.

A white plate with an assortment of French Butter Cookies from St Michel.

St Michel French Butter Cookies Review

Like salty fireworks on your tongue.

A hand holding a bar of Ferrero Rocher Dark Hazelnut Crunchy Salted Caramel Chocolate.

Ferrero Rocher Crunchy Salted Caramel Bar Review

Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.

Aldi Mushroom Tortelloni (Priano) Review

Trust the process.

A whole Publix Bakery Carrot Torte Cake, sitting on a kitchen table.

Publix Carrot Torte Cake Review

Look mom, no raisins!

A white plate with a Costco Gluten Free Breaded Cod Filet Everything Seasoning.

Costco Everything Seasoning Breaded Cod Review

Comically small portions.

A hand holding a whole loaf of Cranberry Walnut Bread from the Costco bakery.

Costco Cranberry Walnut Bread Review

Raisin bread with an attitude.

A hand holding a small carton of Tony's Chocolonely Egg-stra Special Chocolate Easter Eggs.

Tony’s Chocolonely Easter Eggs Review

Turtle wins before the rabbit, in the end.

Aldi Chocolate Easter Bunny Review

Buy the smug bunny.

Costco Carrot Bar Cake sitting on a kitchen table.

Costco Carrot Bar Cake Review

A tickle of tropical flair.

A hand holding a block of Marieke Raw Gouda over a white plate.

Marieke Holy Trinity Raw Gouda (Costco) Review

Comes with “the pope.”