Fabbri Cuor di Amarena Bombon (Chocolate Covered Cherries) Review
If Temu made a Cordial Cherry

If Temu made a Cordial Cherry

Where’s the Lemon, tho?

Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

Righteous.

Thank the sheep udders!

RIP, waistline.

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Like salty fireworks on your tongue.

Comically small portions.

Raisin bread with an attitude.

A tickle of tropical flair.

Comes with “the pope.”

A mild inconvenience for vampires.

The things I do for love.

Assertive, but not impudent.

Delicate taste with a coarser texture

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

My flabbers be gasted.

I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

A croissant in muffin clothing.