Publix Greenwise Onion Bagels Review
Onions are my dearest friends.

Onions are my dearest friends.

It might be made with love.

Marsupial bread.

Here’s what I buy (and don’t buy) for my baking staples at Costco.

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

RIP, waistline.

Raisin bread with an attitude.

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Where is the ASMR?

An 89 cent wonder.

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.

Staler than a bad dad joke.

I have a crust-crush.

Maddeningly delicious.

Sugar and spice and sucralose nice!

Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany

Even better than the twists.

Five minutes to snack time.

Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.