Snack Factory White Crème & Peppermint Pretzel Crisps Review
Long live the Crème!

Long live the Crème!

Small Batch Wonders.

Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

Don’t eat your own shoe laces.

Allegedly, there is chicken.

This isn’t wussy spice cake.

There won’t be a next time.

Better looking after cooking.

Chocolate goodness, but no buttery goodness.

Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.

More grahams, pleeeease!

Unpredictable and inconsistent, like life itself.

Obviously health food.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!

Either you like coconut in your chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Watch out for the “snack dandruff.”