Sam’s Club Pumpkin Cheesecake Review
How does Sam’s Club Pumpkin Cheesecake stack up to Costco’s?

How does Sam’s Club Pumpkin Cheesecake stack up to Costco’s?

Tastes naughty, but makes the nice list.

Melts like a wicked witch.

A punch of flavor, but a mauling of sweetness.

Always allow alliteration.

Not the droids I was looking for.

You know better than this, Costco.

Time heals all pie wounds.

Let’s conduct some important research.

A crisp alternative to chocolates.

A cinnamon Alcatraz.

Otherworldly color and zingy flavor.

A soft pie with a soggy bottom.

Where’s the Lemon, tho?

Righteous.

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

Like salty fireworks on your tongue.

Look mom, no raisins!

A tickle of tropical flair.

The things I do for love.