Publix Southwest Salmon Burger
Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.

Maybe not for die-hard fish lovers.

If it seems too good to be true…

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Comically small portions.

Because, science.

I love them, but I’m poor.

The Charlize Theron of the fish world.

Don’t be mad.

It used to be a great value.

Math is our friend.

I’m not a fish nerd.

Choosing is like picking a favorite child.

A fishy redemption arc.

Don’t eat your own shoe laces.

Fish are food, not friends.

Live long and prosper…in my freezer.