The Big Moo Cheese Review
The way to my wallet is through my stomach.

The way to my wallet is through my stomach.

A serving is a snack. I said what I said.

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

Comes with “the pope.”

These babies are going to Harvard.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.

Half the protein, and twice the carbs?

Nothing to feel “salty” about, except the serving size.