Costco Lemon Custard Pie Review
5 out of 10 grumpy curmudgeons agree.

5 out of 10 grumpy curmudgeons agree.

Great flavor. Awful texture.

Jumbo donut holes.

Someone has to be last.

“I did it for the fiber.”

Marsupial bread.

Nobody is perfect.

What is the plural of “mousse”?

Festive. In a sticky, expensive way.

Bite into the meat cloud.

I’m weird about walnuts.

Not the droids I was looking for.

You know better than this, Costco.

No frumpy freezer food.

Heaven smells better than pesto, I think?

Not a blank slate, but a versatile one.

A cinnamon Alcatraz.

Not a single lie was told.

Righteous.

RIP, waistline.