Costco Maple Butter Crunch Bar Cake Review
It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.
Costco Cinnamon Chip Bisconie Bites (Kirkland) Review
I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!
Costco Turkey Breast Oven Browned (Kirkland) Review
I gobble-gobbled it up.
Costco Baguette Bread (Kirkland) Review
Karma is gonna get me. Someday.
Costco Sweet Heat Snack Mix (Kirkland) Review
Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Costco Pecan Halves (Kirkland) Review
Beware the soulless nuts.
Costco Frozen Chicken Breasts (Kirkland) Review
Call the Chicken Police.
Costco Frozen Mahi-Mahi (Kirkland) Review
Two fins up!
Costco Kirkland Frozen Sockeye Salmon Review
Math is our friend.
Costco Kirkland European Cookies Review
Definitely on the “nice” list.
Costco Pecan Pie Review
Ah, nuts.
Costco Pumpkin Cheesecake Review
Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.
Kirkland Caramel S’Mores Clusters Review
Discount tooth aches.
Kirkland Organic Whole Brazil Nuts Review
Unpredictable and inconsistent, like life itself.
Costco Bakery Sourdough Bread Review
A dense, chonky, sour fellow.
Costco Strawberries & Cream Bar Cake Review
If you found this cake on a dating app, you wouldn’t be disappointed in person.
Costco Lemon Meringue Cheesecake Review
I said I would not buy one of these. I don’t even know how this happened.