Publix Apple Pie Review
Time heals all pie wounds.

Time heals all pie wounds.

Let’s conduct some important research.

Righteous.

Almost saltier than I am.

I am utterly ruined.

Here’s a run-down of popular holiday treats at Costco.

Holy mother of sugarcane!

If you know, you know.

Flakier than my ex.

A tale of two cream pies.

If James Bond baked a pie…

Ah, nuts.

I give this “heat n’ serve” meal 4 out of 5 stars.

If I were a rich man….

There won’t be a next time.

So good, I can’t even snarkle it.

Obviously health food.

Flakey and flavorful, like a Ritz Cracker.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

Definitely not robot food!