Publix Bakery Apple Flip Pastry Review
Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

5 out of 10 grumpy curmudgeons agree.

Someone has to be last.

You’re not the boss of me.

How does Sam’s Club Pumpkin Cheesecake stack up to Costco’s?

Time heals all pie wounds.

Let’s conduct some important research.

Righteous.

The things I do for love.

Almost saltier than I am.

I am utterly ruined.

Here’s a run-down of popular holiday treats at Costco.

Holy mother of sugarcane!

If you know, you know.

Flakier than my ex.

A tale of two cream pies.

If James Bond baked a pie…

Ah, nuts.

I give this “heat n’ serve” meal 4 out of 5 stars.

If I were a rich man….