Tony’s Chocolonely Easter Eggs Review
Turtle wins before the rabbit, in the end.
Snarkle-Sauce on Wry
Aldi Chocolate Easter Bunny Review
Buy the smug bunny.
Costco Carrot Bar Cake Review
A tickle of tropical flair.
Marieke Holy Trinity Raw Gouda (Costco) Review
Comes with “the pope.”
I tried Sumo Citrus to see what all the fuss is about.
These babies are going to Harvard.
My first visit to Sprouts Farmers Market
Well, I didn’t get a pony.
Aldi Frozen Hash Browns (Season’s Choice) Review
Even Gollum would like these.
TOOM Garlic Dip Review
A mild inconvenience for vampires.
Costco Tiramisu Cheesecake Review
The things I do for love.
Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review
Assertive, but not impudent.
Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review
Thiccc, with three “c”s.
Costco Organic Brown Sugar Review
Delicate taste with a coarser texture
Aldi Mixed Berry Belgian Dark Chocolate (Choceur) Review
I must fulfill my moral obligations.
Costco Rustic Italian Bread (Kirkland) Review
One good ear, like Van Gogh.
Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Welcome to the secret raisin society.
Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review
My flabbers be gasted.
Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review
I give them 6 out of 10 stars.
Costco Bakery Almond Croissant Pastry (Kirkland) Review
A croissant in muffin clothing.
Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review
Where is the ASMR?
Ocean Spray Craisins Dried Whole Cranberries (Costco) Review
You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?
