Costco Maple Butter Crunch Bar Cake Review
It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

It’s all about the sauce.

Holy mother of sugarcane!

I gobble-gobbled it up.

Stay out of Soup Jail.

It could have been beautiful.

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.

Smokey the Bear would like a word.

If peanut butter had a love child with cotton candy.

Very demure. Very mindful.

Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

120% as good as the hype.

Chunky like a well-fed cat.

Don’t skip recess.

I stopped for milk. And walked out with this cake.

My stomach does not have eyes.

Half the protein, and twice the carbs?

Enough dill to haunt you for all eternity.