Aldi Dessert – Snarkle-Sauce on Wry

A small white plate piled with Aldi Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme Cookies over a burgundy napkin in front of a window.

Aldi Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme Cookies (Benton’s) Review

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

Aldi Holiday Cookie Assortment (Benton) Review

It has potential. Sort of.

A slice of The Village Pie Maker Strawberry Rhubarb from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review

I am utterly ruined.

A handful of Dark Chocolate Morsels from Aldi.

Aldi Chocolate Chips (Baker’s Corner) Review

They will never escape purgatory.

Aldi Doppelino Speculoos Sandwich Biscuits (Deutsche Küche) Review

Five cent cookies!

Aldi Cherry Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

A butter bar from Aldi, sitting on a white napkin.

Aldi Butter Bars (Specially Selected) Review

120% as good as the hype.

A whole Bake Shop Apple Pie from Aldi, with one slice removed, sitting on a wooden table.

Aldi Apple Pie (Bake Shop) Review

Flakier than my ex.

A whole Aldi Apple Walnut Cake, with one slice removed, sitting on a gray baking sheet.

Aldi Apple Walnut Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review

If I had to pick one dessert to live with me on a deserted island, it wouldn’t be this one.