Publix Bakery Apple Flip Pastry Review
Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

A cinnamon Alcatraz.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

Flakier than my ex.

Floridians don’t wassail.

Unequal to the hype. As are we all.

Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

If I were a rich man….

Weird pudding.

This isn’t wussy spice cake.