Kevin’s Hawaiian Chicken Review
Boneless, but not sinless.

Boneless, but not sinless.

My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”

Tasty, but miserly.

Stylish pleather jackets.

A stupid amount of pickles.

If Chuck Norris was a butterscotch.

Cynics like chocolate, too.

Don’t be a silly cheese bucket.

Even your snobbiest foodies will be intrigued.

Do I have control issues?

Don’t be a monster.

“I did it for the fiber.”

Almost irreproachable.

Here’s my take on how the stores are similar…and different.

I’ll repent of my pistachio sins later.

Thoughts from the last person on earth.

It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

I gobble-gobbled it up.

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.