Publix Santa’s White Christmas Ice Cream Review
Tastes naughty, but makes the nice list.
Main St Bistro Scalloped Potatoes Review
Choose joy. The kind that comes from po-ta-toes.
Senoble French Creme Brulee Review
Melts like a wicked witch.
Costco Maple Butter Crunch Bar Cake Review
It tastes like hopes and dreams and Canada.
Publix Organic Basil Pesto Cream Sauce (Greenwise) Review
Very demure. Very mindful.
Costco Tuxedo Cake (Kirkland) Review
Don’t skip recess.
Aldi Tiramisu (Specially Selected) Review
Marshmallowy and thin.
Aldi Pumpkin Spice Whipped Cheesecake (Belmont) Review
Weird pudding.
Aldi Black Forest Cream Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review
Grocer sorcery.
Aldi Cheese Truffle Knöpfli (Deutsche Küche) Review
Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.
Aldi Strawberry Cream Cake (Deutsche Küche) Review
Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.
Aldi Cheese Spätzle (Deutsche Küche) Review
Sad beige food.
Aldi Mushroom Schupfnudeln (Deutsche Küche) Review
Tasty finger noodles.
Publix Chocolate Ganache Supreme Cake Review
A bicycle built for two. Or one.
Aldi Donauwelle Indulgent Cakes (Deutsche Küche) Review
A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?
Aldi Bienenstich Indulgent Cakes (Deutsche Küche) Review
Craving a salty kitchen sponge?
Costco Strawberries & Cream Bar Cake Review
If you found this cake on a dating app, you wouldn’t be disappointed in person.
