Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review
I love them, but I’m poor.

I love them, but I’m poor.

Where are the walnuts?

Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!

Here’s a run-down of popular holiday treats at Costco.

I did it for science.

Five cent cookies!

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

Holy mother of sugarcane!

120% as good as the hype.

Definitely on the “nice” list.

Stollen imported (but not stolen) from Germany

Unequal to the hype. As are we all.

Ah, nuts.

Not flavored like an unmentionable.

Old barrels never tasted so good.

Long live the Crème!

I give this “heat n’ serve” meal 4 out of 5 stars.

The flavor will knock your socks off. Even if you don’t have socks.

Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

If I were a rich man….