Costco Garlic Parmesan Butter Dinner Rolls Review
RIP, waistline.
Sprouts Pistachio Gelato Bomb Review
If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.
Aldi Chipotle Salmon Burgers Review
Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.
Chef Gustavo Frozen Enchiladas Review
Sing the ballad of the missing rice.
Aldi Moser Roth Chocolate Orange Mousse Bar Review
Let’s review our portfolio options.
St Michel French Butter Cookies Review
Like salty fireworks on your tongue.
Ferrero Rocher Crunchy Salted Caramel Bar Review
Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.
Aldi Mushroom Tortelloni (Priano) Review
Trust the process.
Publix Carrot Torte Cake Review
Look mom, no raisins!
Costco Everything Seasoning Breaded Cod Review
Comically small portions.
Costco Cranberry Walnut Bread Review
Raisin bread with an attitude.
Aldi Chocolate Easter Bunny Review
Buy the smug bunny.
Costco Carrot Bar Cake Review
A tickle of tropical flair.
Marieke Holy Trinity Raw Gouda (Costco) Review
Comes with “the pope.”
Aldi Frozen Hash Browns (Season’s Choice) Review
Even Gollum would like these.
TOOM Garlic Dip Review
A mild inconvenience for vampires.
Costco Tiramisu Cheesecake Review
The things I do for love.
Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review
Assertive, but not impudent.
Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review
Thiccc, with three “c”s.
Costco Organic Brown Sugar Review
Delicate taste with a coarser texture