A Costco shopper at BJ’s Wholesale Club
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

One of these things is not like the others.

Tasty, but miserly.

Oooh, it’s spiiiiiicy!

Bits of jiggly pig.

Onions are my dearest friends.

Don’t be a silly cheese bucket.

It was fate.

Won’t leave you feeling sheepish.

Fish for folks who don’t love fish.

Do I have control issues?

Great flavor. Awful texture.

Don’t judge a book by its cover?

Greasy like a delicious oil spill.

Marsupial bread.

A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.

Here’s my take on how the stores are similar…and different.

Choose joy. The kind that comes from po-ta-toes.

Bite into the meat cloud.

Arm workout sold separately.