Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Welcome to the secret raisin society.
Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review
Where is the ASMR?
Ocean Spray Craisins Dried Whole Cranberries (Costco) Review
You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?
Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review
Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.
Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.
Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.
Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review
An 89 cent wonder.
Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review
I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?
Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review
Almost saltier than I am.
Publix Peppermint Cocoa Cheesecake Review
Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.
Costco Frozen Lasagna (Kirkland) Review
Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.
Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review
Plz don’t drown them.
Aldi Fudge Covered Peppermint Creme Cookies (Benton’s) Review
They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.
Aldi Holiday Cookie Assortment (Benton) Review
It has potential. Sort of.
Cartmel Sticky Figgy Pudding Cake (Costco) Review
Buy it. But don’t bake it.
Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review
I love them, but I’m poor.
The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review
I am utterly ruined.
Winter Festive Speculoos House Cookie Tin (Costco) Review
Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!
Mediterranean Baklava with Honey (Costco) Review
I did it for science.