Hershey’s Butterbeer Kisses Review
If Chuck Norris was a butterscotch.
Nutrition Facts
Sprouts Organic Italian Soda Review
When life hands you a weird chemical smell…
Godiva Masterpiece Ganache Chocolates Review
Cynics like chocolate, too.
Costco Lemon Custard Pie Review
5 out of 10 grumpy curmudgeons agree.
Meister Banana Pepper Jack Cheese Review
Do happy cows make better cheese?
Sprouts Pistachio Gelato Bomb Review
If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.
Chef Gustavo Frozen Enchiladas Review
Sing the ballad of the missing rice.
Aldi Chocolate Easter Bunny Review
Buy the smug bunny.
TOOM Garlic Dip Review
A mild inconvenience for vampires.
Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review
Thiccc, with three “c”s.
Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Welcome to the secret raisin society.
Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review
Where is the ASMR?
Ocean Spray Craisins Dried Whole Cranberries (Costco) Review
You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?
Creative Snacks Co. Strawberry Pretzels (Costco) Review
Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.
Président Whipped Crème Review
Pardon my French.
Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review
Because, science.
Aldi Cornbread Stuffing (Chef’s Cupboard) Review
An 89 cent wonder.
Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
Racine Danish Kringle (Aldi) Review
I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?
Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review
Almost saltier than I am.
