Aldi Butter Spekulatius Cookies (Benton’s) Review
Plz don’t drown them.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

I am utterly ruined.

They will never escape purgatory.

Five cent cookies!

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

It’s all about the sauce.

Stay out of Soup Jail.

Smokey the Bear would like a word.

120% as good as the hype.

My stomach does not have eyes.

The Charlize Theron of the fish world.

It was $2.75.

Staler than a bad dad joke.

Dark magic sold separately.

Flakier than my ex.

The rumors are true.

Cyanide, anyone?

It made my dreams come true.*