Aldi Key Lime Creme Sandwich Cookies Review
Otherworldly color and zingy flavor.

Otherworldly color and zingy flavor.

A soft pie with a soggy bottom.

Unlike me, it is not saucy.

If it seems too good to be true…

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Let’s review our portfolio options.

Trust the process.

Buy the smug bunny.

Even Gollum would like these.

I must fulfill my moral obligations.

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

Where is the ASMR?

Because, science.

An 89 cent wonder.

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

I am utterly ruined.