Costco Bakery Buttermilk Biscuits Review
My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”
Breakfast
Costco Bakery Pretzel Bagels Review
Stylish pleather jackets.
Publix Bakery Apple Flip Pastry Review
Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.
Aldi Organic Antioxidant Power Juice Review
Goth-level darkness.
Publix Greenwise Onion Bagels Review
Onions are my dearest friends.
Costco Peaches & Cream Pastries Review
The best kind of eerie.
BEST Egypt Fruit Juice Cocktail Review
FOUR grams of fiber?!
Costco Mini Hazelnut Beignets Review
Jumbo donut holes.
Costco Butter Sugar Palmier Review
Not the droids I was looking for.
Costco Cherry Cheese Danish Review
You know better than this, Costco.
Jones Organic Chicken Sausage Review
I am shook, as the kids say.
Costco Butter Cinnamon Sugar Loaf Review
A cinnamon Alcatraz.
The Big Moo Cheese Review
The way to my wallet is through my stomach.
Costco Lemon Raspberry Muffins Review
Where’s the Lemon, tho?
Aldi Frozen Hash Browns (Season’s Choice) Review
Even Gollum would like these.
Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review
Thiccc, with three “c”s.
Costco Rustic Italian Bread (Kirkland) Review
One good ear, like Van Gogh.
Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review
Welcome to the secret raisin society.
Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review
My flabbers be gasted.
Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review
I give them 6 out of 10 stars.
