Costco Pumpkin Cheesecake Review
Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

Marshmallowy and thin.

If I were a rich man….

Weird pudding.

Grocer sorcery.

This isn’t wussy spice cake.

Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.

Chocolate goodness, but no buttery goodness.

So good, I can’t even snarkle it.

Obviously health food.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

Not a delight.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

What’s all the hype and buzz over Crumbl Cookies?

Definitely not robot food!

Is this pie the stuff of legends? Or nightmares?

Does this pie taste like soap?

If you found this cake on a dating app, you wouldn’t be disappointed in person.