Costco Pecan Pie Review
Ah, nuts.

Ah, nuts.

Not flavored like an unmentionable.

The flavor will knock your socks off. Even if you don’t have socks.

Your tastebuds will do a choreographed flash-mob in your mouth.

Marshmallowy and thin.

If I were a rich man….

Weird pudding.

Grocer sorcery.

This isn’t wussy spice cake.

Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.

Chocolate goodness, but no buttery goodness.

So good, I can’t even snarkle it.

Obviously health food.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

Not a delight.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

What’s all the hype and buzz over Crumbl Cookies?

Definitely not robot food!