Foster Farms Corn Dogs Review
Decision were made.
Decision were made.
Bite into the meat cloud.
No frumpy freezer food.
I am shook, as the kids say.
My brain cells forgot how to function.
Just my own quirky list of favorites.
A soft pie with a soggy bottom.
Not a single lie was told.
If it seems too good to be true…
Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!
If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.
Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.
Sing the ballad of the missing rice.
Comically small portions.
Well, I didn’t get a pony.
Even Gollum would like these.
Where is the ASMR?
Just one person’s weird little opinion on what is worth buying at Costco.
Because, science.
Almost saltier than I am.