Columbus Turkey Burger Review
Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Comically small portions.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Even Gollum would like these.

Where is the ASMR?

Just one person’s weird little opinion on what is worth buying at Costco.

Because, science.

Almost saltier than I am.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

I love them, but I’m poor.

I am utterly ruined.

I don’t make the rules.

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

It’s all about the sauce.

My stomach does not have eyes.

Let the hoarding commence.