Trident Ultimate Fish Sticks Review
Don’t eat your own shoe laces.

Don’t eat your own shoe laces.

Weird pudding.

Allegedly, there is chicken.

Grocer sorcery.

Seriously fancy mac ‘n cheese.

Frothy, lightly sweet, and convenient.

Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.

So good, I can’t even snarkle it.

Even better than the twists.

Five minutes to snack time.

Sad beige food.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

Tasty finger noodles.

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Live long and prosper…in my freezer.

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

I probably have bad strudel karma for life.