Category: Frozen • Snarkle-Sauce on Wry

A white plate with a pile of Costco Extra Crispy Frozen French Fries and a burger on a bun with a cup of dipping sauce.

Costco Extra Crispy French Fries Review

Not a single lie was told.

A white plate with a beer battered filet of haddock and a pile of french fries next to mustard from Fremont Fish Market British Fish & Chips frozen meal from Aldi.

Aldi Frozen Fish and Chips Review – British Beer Battered Haddock

If it seems too good to be true…

A cooked Columbus Seasoned Turkey Burger on an open bun with pickles, lettuce, and onions.

Columbus Turkey Burger Review

Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!

A Sprouts Pistachio Bomb sitting on a small white plate.

Sprouts Pistachio Gelato Bomb Review

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

A white plate with an open sandwich made with Aldi Frozen Chipotle Salmon Burger.

Aldi Chipotle Salmon Burgers Review

Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.

A white plate with a single Chicken and Cheese Enchilada from Chef Gustavo with a side of tomatoes.

Chef Gustavo Frozen Enchiladas Review

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

A white plate with a Costco Gluten Free Breaded Cod Filet Everything Seasoning.

Costco Everything Seasoning Breaded Cod Review

Comically small portions.

Inside a Sprouts Farmers Market Grocery Store.

My first visit to Sprouts Farmers Market

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Aldi Frozen Hash Browns (Season’s Choice) Review

Even Gollum would like these.

A German Wheat Roll from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

Aldi German Wheat Rolls (Deutsche Küche) Review

Where is the ASMR?

An aisle at Costco with dry good.

What I buy at Costco as a single person on a budget

Just one person’s weird little opinion on what is worth buying at Costco.

A white plate with two crab cakes from Aldi and mashed potatoes and brussels sprouts.

Aldi Premium Crab Cakes (Maryland & Boardwalk) Review

Because, science.

A slice of Dolly Parton's Decadent Chocolate Pie on a white plate.

Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review

Almost saltier than I am.

A serving of Costco Kirkland frozen lasagna on a white plate.

Costco Frozen Lasagna (Kirkland) Review

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

A white plate with mini crab cakes from Phillips Seafood (purchased from Costco) and dipping sauce.

Phillips Mini Crab Cake Appetizers (Costco) Review

I love them, but I’m poor.

A slice of The Village Pie Maker Strawberry Rhubarb from Aldi, sitting on a white plate.

The Village Pie Maker: Strawberry Rhubarb Pie (Aldi) Review

I am utterly ruined.

A white plate with Bibigo vegetable spring rolls and a glass dish of sauce.

Bibigo Vegetable Spring Rolls (Costco) Review

I don’t make the rules.

A cooked Publix Heat and Serve Holiday Turkey Meal, sitting on a kitchen table.

Publix Thanksgiving / Holiday Heat & Serve Turkey Dinner Review

I give this meal 3.89 out of 5 stars.

Aldi Cherry Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

A hand holding a bitten gyro sandwich from Aldi over a white plate.

Aldi Gyro Sandwich Kit (Bremer) Review

It’s all about the sauce.