A Costco shopper at BJ’s Wholesale Club
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

One of these things is not like the others.

Cold hands, warm sushi.

Why can’t you be more like your brother?

Three chins and crazy eyes.

Might as well play the lottery.

Just let me have my delusion, please.

Shockingly stingy meat.

Fish for folks who don’t love fish.

Do I have control issues?

You’re not the boss of me.

Fantastically flakey, flavorful, flawless, and frugal.

Captain Jack Sparrow would be sad.

Food for fingers, on a budget.

Almost irreproachable.

How does Sam’s Club Pumpkin Cheesecake stack up to Costco’s?

Here’s my take on how the stores are similar…and different.

Tastes naughty, but makes the nice list.

Decision were made.

Bite into the meat cloud.