Costco Deli Ravioli Lasagna Bolognese Review
Greasy like a delicious oil spill.

Greasy like a delicious oil spill.

If Clint Eastwood was a marshmallow.

I’ll repent of my pistachio sins later.

Bite into the meat cloud.

Arm workout sold separately.

The Jason Bourne of the Pasta World

Heaven smells better than pesto, I think?

Not a blank slate, but a versatile one.

It belongs in your shopping cart. I have decreed it.

Unlike me, it is not saucy.

If Temu made a Cordial Cherry

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.

Trust the process.

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

Dark magic sold separately.

We can’t all be photogenic.

You will need extra ingredients.

Maddeningly delicious.