Lindt Pistachio Truffles Review
I’ll repent of my pistachio sins later.

I’ll repent of my pistachio sins later.

Bite into the meat cloud.

Arm workout sold separately.

The Jason Bourne of the Pasta World

Heaven smells better than pesto, I think?

Not a blank slate, but a versatile one.

It belongs in your shopping cart. I have decreed it.

Unlike me, it is not saucy.

If Temu made a Cordial Cherry

If a snowball had a love child with a confused cupcake.

Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.

Trust the process.

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

Dark magic sold separately.

We can’t all be photogenic.

You will need extra ingredients.

Maddeningly delicious.

Don’t overwhelm the truffle magic.

Marshmallowy and thin.