Meister Banana Pepper Jack Cheese Review
Do happy cows make better cheese?
Do happy cows make better cheese?
Please, for the love of poultry, do not microwave!
I like big buns, and I cannot lie.
Won’t burn your mouth. Or your wallet.
Comes with “the pope.”
Assertive, but not impudent.
One good ear, like Van Gogh.
It’s all about the sauce.
I gobble-gobbled it up.
Smokey the Bear would like a word.
A dense, chonky, sour fellow.
Superpowers include: epic tanginess.
Clinically depressed cucumber chunks.