Aldi Cheese Spätzle (Deutsche Küche) Review
Sad beige food.

Sad beige food.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

Not a delight.

Tasty finger noodles.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!

Either you like coconut in your chocolate, or you’re wrong.

A ninety-five cent frozen wonder?

Live long and prosper…in my freezer.

Craving a salty kitchen sponge?

At least 80% awesome!

Definitely not robot food!

Is this pie the stuff of legends? Or nightmares?

So easy, even a gullible person can cook these.

Superpowers include: epic tanginess.

Clinically depressed cucumber chunks.

Does this pie taste like soap?

If you found this cake on a dating app, you wouldn’t be disappointed in person.

I said I would not buy one of these. I don’t even know how this happened.