Costco Bakery Buttermilk Biscuits Review
My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”

My heart went “pitter” but not “pat.”

Tasty, but miserly.

Stylish pleather jackets.

Sounds like a cell phone. But tastes a lot better.

A stupid amount of pickles.

Cold hands, warm sushi.

Why can’t you be more like your brother?

Beam me up, Scottie!

We’ve struck oil.

Oooh, it’s spiiiiiicy!

Bits of jiggly pig.

I feel a tiny bit crazy?

If Chuck Norris was a butterscotch.

The good kind of Karen.

When life hands you a weird chemical smell…

Onions are my dearest friends.

Thanks, I hate it.

Three chins and crazy eyes.

Cynics like chocolate, too.

Don’t be a silly cheese bucket.