Aldi Herring Fillets (Deutsche Küche) Review
Fish are food, not friends.

Fish are food, not friends.

Soul-crushing blandness in a crispy wrapper.

So good, I can’t even snarkle it.

More grahams, pleeeease!

Even better than the twists.

Unpredictable and inconsistent, like life itself.

Five minutes to snack time.

Obviously health food.

Better than a hurricane.

A soggy pie with a fabulous crust.

Sad beige food.

The scorched earth of Mordor.

Snazzy with a chance of artichokes.

No tomb raiding necessary.

Is that yellow pollen on my cornbread?

Not a delight.

A dense, chonky, sour fellow.

Tasty finger noodles.

A bicycle built for two. Or one.

I don’t like jiggly bits. I don’t like them!