A Costco shopper at BJ’s Wholesale Club
Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

Not for the faint of wallet.

“That’s hot.”

Tasty, but miserly.

Stylish pleather jackets.

Cold hands, warm sushi.

Why can’t you be more like your brother?

Behold, the pud.

Beam me up, Scottie!

We’ve struck oil.

Fish suspense.

Oooh, it’s spiiiiiicy!

I feel a tiny bit crazy?

If Chuck Norris was a butterscotch.

The good kind of Karen.

When life hands you a weird chemical smell…

Thanks, I hate it.

Three chins and crazy eyes.

Cynics like chocolate, too.

Don’t be a silly cheese bucket.