Aldi Frozen Ground Turkey (Kirkwood) Review
It was $2.75.

It was $2.75.

So salty, it must be holding a grudge.

Staler than a bad dad joke.

If you know, you know.

Dark magic sold separately.

Beware the soulless nuts.

I have a crust-crush.

Don’t be mad.

Flakier than my ex.

Call the Chicken Police.

The rumors are true.

It used to be a great value.

Probably shouldn’t buy this.

Cyanide, anyone?

Enjoy the taco blabber.

It made my dreams come true.*

We can’t all be photogenic.

You will need extra ingredients.

A little bit sacrilegious.

Making up for lost truffle-time.