Kevin’s Thai Coconut Chicken Curry Review
A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.
Hippeas Grillo’s Pickle Chickpea Puffs Review
A potent puffled pickle punch.
Aldi Cranberry White Cheddar Cheese Review
Festive scrumptiousness.
Meister Sweet Heat Mango Jack Cheese Review
Spicy like an angry cat.
Jones Organic Chicken Sausage Review
I am shook, as the kids say.
Kevin’s Cilantro Lime Chicken Review
A serving is a snack. I said what I said.
Fabbri Cuor di Amarena Bombon (Chocolate Covered Cherries) Review
If Temu made a Cordial Cherry
Chef Gustavo Frozen Enchiladas Review
Sing the ballad of the missing rice.
Costco Everything Seasoning Breaded Cod Review
Comically small portions.
My first visit to Sprouts Farmers Market
Well, I didn’t get a pony.
TOOM Garlic Dip Review
A mild inconvenience for vampires.
Tasty Bite Indian Madras Lentils (Costco) Review
Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.
Costco Turkey Breast Oven Browned (Kirkland) Review
I gobble-gobbled it up.
Orca Bay Frozen Keta Salmon (Costco) Review
Don’t be mad.
Costco Kirkland Frozen Sockeye Salmon Review
Math is our friend.
Australis Barramundi Sea Bass Review
I’m not a fish nerd.
Amylu Cranberry Jalapeno Chicken Meatballs Review
Better looking after cooking.
Kirkland Organic Whole Brazil Nuts Review
Unpredictable and inconsistent, like life itself.
UNREAL Dark Chocolate Coconut Minis Review
Either you like coconut in your chocolate, or you’re wrong.
Trident Alaska Salmon Burgers Review
Live long and prosper…in my freezer.
