Deep Indian Paneer Tikka Masala Review
Might as well play the lottery.

Might as well play the lottery.

Won’t leave you feeling sheepish.

Even your snobbiest foodies will be intrigued.

Do I have control issues?

Don’t judge a book by its cover?

“I did it for the fiber.”

A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.

A potent puffled pickle punch.

Festive scrumptiousness.

Spicy like an angry cat.

I am shook, as the kids say.

A serving is a snack. I said what I said.

If Temu made a Cordial Cherry

Sing the ballad of the missing rice.

Comically small portions.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

A mild inconvenience for vampires.

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

No one likes a dessert miser!

I gobble-gobbled it up.