Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review
I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

A croissant in muffin clothing.

Where is the ASMR?

You bought 64 ounces of Craisins. Now what?

Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.

Pardon my French.

Because, science.

An 89 cent wonder.

Stable and reliable, like a healthy human relationship.

I feel sorry for hyped-up products. How can they ever live up to the expectations?

Never again.

Almost saltier than I am.

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

I love them, but I’m poor.

I am utterly ruined.