Dolly Parton’s Decadent Chocolate Pie Review
Almost saltier than I am.

Almost saltier than I am.

Either you like peppermint with chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Inconsistent, like a politician in an election year.

Plz don’t drown them.

They look like they live in a zip code I can’t afford.

It has potential. Sort of.

Buy it. But don’t bake it.

I love them, but I’m poor.

I am utterly ruined.

Forget the cookies — buy it for the functional decor!

They will never escape purgatory.

No one likes a dessert miser!

Five cent cookies!

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I’m not like the other Bisconie Bites!

Holy mother of sugarcane!

Stay out of Soup Jail.

It could have been beautiful.

Karma is gonna get me. Someday.

Smokey the Bear would like a word.