Kevin’s Thai Coconut Chicken Curry Review
A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.

A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.

Please be salty. Like me.

Choose joy. The kind that comes from po-ta-toes.

A potent puffled pickle punch.

Festive scrumptiousness.

I am shook, as the kids say.

My brain cells forgot how to function.

A serving is a snack. I said what I said.

I like big buns, and I cannot lie.

Comes with “the pope.”

These babies are going to Harvard.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Delicate taste with a coarser texture

Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I gobble-gobbled it up.

Staler than a bad dad joke.

I have a crust-crush.

Don’t be mad.

Don’t be afraid of the strange olives.