My first visit to Sprouts Farmers Market
Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Well, I didn’t get a pony.

Delicate taste with a coarser texture

Vivacious. And mostly wholesome.

Maybe Goya was also a strudel fan.

I gobble-gobbled it up.

Half the protein, and twice the carbs?

Staler than a bad dad joke.

I have a crust-crush.

Don’t be mad.

Don’t be afraid of the strange olives.

Unpredictable and inconsistent, like life itself.

Either you like coconut in your chocolate, or you’re wrong.

Nothing to feel “salty” about, except the serving size.