Jarritos Strawberry Soda Review
I feel a tiny bit crazy?

I feel a tiny bit crazy?

The good kind of Karen.

When life hands you a weird chemical smell…

Onions are my dearest friends.

Thanks, I hate it.

Might as well play the lottery.

It was fate.

FOUR grams of fiber?!

It flirts with being creamy.

Blinded by the brightness

Won’t leave you feeling sheepish.

Do I have control issues?

Dangerous. Like a Russian sleeper agent.

Don’t judge a book by its cover?

It might be made with love.

“I did it for the fiber.”

Marsupial bread.

Nobody is perfect.

A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.

Please be salty. Like me.