Ferrero Rocher Crunchy Salted Caramel Bar Review

Like a very sophisticated peanut butter cup.

Aldi Mushroom Tortelloni (Priano) Review

Trust the process.

Publix Carrot Torte Cake Review

Look mom, no raisins!

Costco Cranberry Walnut Bread Review

Raisin bread with an attitude.

Aldi Chocolate Easter Bunny Review

Buy the smug bunny.

Costco Carrot Bar Cake Review

A tickle of tropical flair.

Marieke Holy Trinity Raw Gouda (Costco) Review

Comes with “the pope.”

I tried Sumo Citrus to see what all the fuss is about.

These babies are going to Harvard.

Aldi Frozen Hash Browns (Season’s Choice) Review

If you don’t feel guilty, you are doing it wrong.

TOOM Garlic Dip Review

A mild inconvenience for vampires.

Costco Tiramisu Cheesecake Review

The things I do for love.

Artikaas Smoked Gouda Cheese (Costco) Review

Assertive, but not impudent.

Cabot Greek Yogurt Whole Plain Review

Thiccc, with three “c”s.

Costco Organic Brown Sugar Review

Delicate taste with a coarser texture

Aldi Mixed Berry Belgian Dark Chocolate (Choceur) Review

I must fulfill my moral obligations.

Costco Rustic Italian Bread (Kirkland) Review

One good ear, like Van Gogh.

Aldi Apple Mascarpone Strudel (Specially Selected) Review

Welcome to the secret raisin society.

Costco Gooey Cinnamon Rolls (Kirkland) Review

My flabbers be gasted.

Costco Onion & Cheese Pinwheels (Kirkland) Review

I give them 6 out of 10 stars.

Costco Bakery Almond Croissant Pastry (Kirkland) Review

A croissant in muffin clothing.