Kevin’s Hawaiian Chicken Review
Boneless, but not sinless.

Boneless, but not sinless.

Tasty, but miserly.

Cold hands, warm sushi.

Beam me up, Scottie!

We’ve struck oil.

You might still be hungry.

Oooh, it’s spiiiiiicy!

Bits of jiggly pig.

Might as well play the lottery.

It was fate.

It flirts with being creamy.

Won’t leave you feeling sheepish.

Fish for folks who don’t love fish.

Do I have control issues?

Great flavor. Awful texture.

Don’t judge a book by its cover?

Marsupial bread.

Nobody is perfect.

You’re not the boss of me.

A meal for you, and your Ooompa-loompa friend.